When in a jaded, cynical, disillusioned state of mind:
Step 1: Find yourself giggly group of girls. Better if they are usually giggly out of choice and happiness at being together, not as a general state of being due to avian qualities of their brains.
Step 1.5: Make friends with such a group. Lifelong commitment only.
Step 2: Meet up with them. Preferably in the night.
WARNING: No sleep allowed. Penalty will be giggly girls falling on you.
Step 3: Gracefully submit to the involuntary laughter due to perverted humour/limit-pushing slapstick/knowing these girls as well as yourself/pure happiness at being with them.
Step 4: Forget jaded, cynical, disillusioned state of mind completely and utterly. Throw yourself into the slapstick.
NOTE: Slapstick includes:
-Music videos with beautifully expressive unrestrained acting to songs like 'Made in India', 'O meri munni' and 'Temperature'.
-Modeling sessions with bedsheets and chunnis.
-Multiple rounds of pictionary involving pins drawn like sausages, squiggly lines to show hurricanes, boobs drawn on stick figures, chillis that look like bananas in order to show Chile.
-Generally dancing impromptu steps in sync to odd songs such as Alarma. Including role playing sometimes.
-Plenty of reference to lesbian sex and marriage.
-WEIRD self photography sessions.
-Discussions threatening to be serious turning into someone imitating everyone else's style of sneezing.
-Watching horror movies, screaming, clutching each other and later accusing each other of groping.
- is this not enough dammit.
Step 5: Fall asleep at 5, only to have someone's phone ring to the tune of 'Show me the meaning'. Have a half-awake yet melodious jam session of Backstreet Boys songs.
Step 6: Wake up at 10 and whine about not wanting to go home. Be force-fed yummy breakfast.
Step 7: Depart for home and spend the rest of the day sleep deprived, yet rejuvenated and refreshed and healthy from the copious amount of laughter. Alternatively, fall asleep and wake up rejuvenated etc etc.
And all shall be well with the world. :)
10/03/2007
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yikes
is the word :D
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